Archive for August, 2007
August 30, 2007 at 5:21 am · Filed under OSX, Personal
Yesterday was a little bit of a disaster for me. I’ll explain.
Last week I finally decided that, yes I had infact run my wee MacBook into the ground after 8 months - spotlight wouldn’t work, things crashed and certain programs wouldn’t install (ironically the mac disk cleaner/utility Onyx was one of these). So anyway I decided a complete re-install was on the cards and started the laborious (and frankly gay) task of rounding up everything I needed - Client work, Uni work, documents, music, video, fonts, emails, photos, memories etc - Last time I forgot to back up fonts and lost all of them, so this time I was extra-uber-mega-careful about making sure I’d got everything I needed.
Well I didn’t.
Fu. King. Shite.
One little folder was left out (htdocs you mutha-fudge-licker), and now I have the task of trying to re-create an entire flash website that had taken me hours and hours in half that time.
I was that annoyed I nearly looked up Stevie Wonder jokes on the internet.
Meh.
x
p.s. What was Stevie Wonder’s first Hit ?
A Lamp post.
August 13, 2007 at 9:31 am · Filed under Finds, Random
THE shortest story ever told:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl: “Will you marry me?”
The girl said: “NO!”
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, golfing and drank lots of beer and farted whenever he wanted.
The end.
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A MAN goes to the doctors and says he is fed up with his wife because she keeps eating and putting on weight.
The doctor tells him to go home and ask his wife to get some exercise and to run three miles every morning and three miles every evening - adding: “By the end of the week she’ll be 42 miles away.”
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TWO men were sitting on a veranda, at Sandy Balls’ Nudist Colony, chatting and watching the sun go down. They discovered they were both history teachers.
The first man said: “Have you read Marx?”
“Yes,” said the other. “I think it’s these wicker chairs.”
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WHAT do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
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WHY does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
For drizzle.
That last one’s my favorite ! 
August 8, 2007 at 6:42 am · Filed under Finds, OSX
Today Apple released 2 new keyboard models to replace the exciting ones - and my goodness, they are just the sex !
Click here !
